Brandon Allen Poe?

This is from one Brandon (Prince) Berguin, written while he was obviously usuing his time to do better things this morning during class. The last line is a reference to the great fans of Maryland and can be found in Sports Illustrated's article on that punck J.J. Now, on to the magic:

Ode to Cameron

There once was a team, whose name was Duke
Who made everyone in America want to puke.
They got all that publicity,
for little efficiency,
All from Shelden Williams' first career juke!

Their coach resembled a commie,
Whose scowl is alarming,
But Dickie V admires it too!
And JJ DRINKS HIS OWN PEE!!!!

--B.A.B.